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[-] DAMunzy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 8 months ago

Funnier Fact: they had to stack all those barrels behind the corporation's building until they could sell them all.

::I made this up::

[-] fogstormberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 8 months ago
[-] DAMunzy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 8 months ago

Artisanal sourced. With an emphasis on anal.

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 6 points 8 months ago

Does that butt have any other fun facts up there?

[-] DAMunzy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

The roller coaster was invented during the Hundred Years’ War as a way of launching supplies across rivers.

Disclaimer: I'm stealing these ~~fake~~ fun facts from other people.

[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Actually a oil future is basically a promise to make oil for a certain price. There are also are vegetable futures

That means the oil wasn't produced yet

[-] DAMunzy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 8 months ago

I know. I was just joshing and tossing fake facts around. 😉

[-] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 1 points 8 months ago

But I do remember a story (on daily wtf) where a lady bought coal futures and somehow forgot or didn't manage to sell, and a coal barge turned up in the river behind her office!

[-] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 0 points 8 months ago

Also, Crude Barrels have a shelf life so you definitely wouldn't store them like that for any extended period of time.

[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 1 points 8 months ago

A future means that they will be created at some point in the future. Basically its an agreement to buy for a certain price in the future regardless of what the markets are doing.

[-] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 0 points 8 months ago

Yes you said exactly that in the comment I replied to, I never argued against it I was just adding onto it. We both were talking about how unrealistic the comment further above yours was.

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