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Ah yes, the Saros cycle (known as far back as before the time of Jesus), predictably causing eclipses like clockwork, is a 'sign.'
Also apparently a sign from God to repent:
You joke but go a few days without pooping and you'll come to Jesus pretty quickly.
Of course the Lemmyverse would know all about that, wouldn't it?
And yet if I don't need to poop, clearly God isn't sending the sign of needing to poop.
If we suddenly stopped having eclipses, we'd also likely have pretty serious problems on our hands.
But per Marjorie, if cyclical events are signs from God to repent, the absence of those events must either be signs from others or else a "you're all good with repentance."
So you might be constipated, but sinless.
So you can shit a stone and then throw it.
To be fair, sometimes this can cause people to pray
TIL Microwaves are confessionals
Well the world hasn't ended yet, so that proves all the repenting works!