I want to be able to crush an apple with one hand (lemmy.world)

submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by Krudler@lemmy.world to c/casualconversation@lemmy.world

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I just think at some point in my life, there is going to be a wonderful comedic opportunity to crush an apple and I should learn how or train now. e: Anybody else have any ridiculous goals right now?

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[-] Lennnny@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago

Husband and I have a standing bet to be the first person to do 10 handstand pushups on a stage. Not sure why the stage is involved, and I can't remember what the prize is. Also it's been over 5 years since we made it, and neither of us can do a single one yet. But I think of it often.

[-] tofubl@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 7 months ago

You should start training in secret immediately! Stages are easy enough to come by once you're ready.

[-] Lennnny@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

I feel like you just became my sensei.

[-] tofubl@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 7 months ago

I was thinking training montage, with Eye of the Tiger and everything.

In all seriousness, picture your dude's face! He will have forgotten all about that bet (he might have even now) and one regular sunny day you CASUALLY walk on over to that conveniently located stage; "hold that drink for me for a second, honey", and BAM. He won't know what's even happening, crying into both of your milk shakes in joy and confusion.

Plus, you'll be super buff. There's no downside, really.