Not only will a bidet save you on toilet paper, but you will actually feel like you have a clean butt after pooping. Initially it feels weird, but after you get used to it, you won't want to poop without it.
BTW in case you are wondering: yes, you still need toilet paper to wipe the water off. But it is a small amount.
I just don't get how poo doesn't spray everywhere
It sprays into the toilet
but your asshole is not in the toilet. 🤷♂️