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[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 29 points 6 months ago

Super glue your anus shut.

Disclaimer, do not do this, it's a horribly painful way to die.

[-] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 8 points 6 months ago

Ha! I super glued mine OPEN as a joke!

[-] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago

"Haha guys, look at how open and easy to get into my anus is? what a joke right! look at it! dripping with lube as I shake it around provocatively! What a lark!"

this post was submitted on 24 Apr 2024
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