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[-] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 10 points 6 months ago

For real, "Hey, we're investigating you, good opportunity to hide your stuff now." And if a bank were literally concerned about terrorism (like HSBC?), I imagine they'd forward directly on to their legal department or law enforcement. Maybe. I dunno, I'm just some guy.

99% of my Venmos are for hookers and cocaine though.

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