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[-] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 42 points 10 months ago

What species of bear? Because that makes a lot of difference.

[-] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 25 points 10 months ago

Somewhere between gummy and grizzly

[-] ReginaPhalange@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Somewhere between gummy and *polar

[-] troglodytis@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

I would not want to meet a polar bear in a forest

[-] Microw@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago

Global warning: soon coming to your location.

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

I think I’d actually feel safe with a polar bear in the kind of forest I’m used to. It’ll heat stroke out in no time

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago
[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Oh I’m friends with several. I’d bring some picnic supplies

[-] bitwaba@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Those sound pretty safe for a woman TBF

[-] Slovene@feddit.nl 7 points 10 months ago

Also, is it smarter than the average bear?

[-] Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee 7 points 10 months ago

I wouldn't trust a man with a pic-a-nic basket either

this post was submitted on 30 Apr 2024
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