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[-] xapr@lemmy.sdf.org 59 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

In the old days, a friend of mine would carry some paper(?) stickers(?) (labels?) that said something like "I park like an asshole" and superglue it to one of the windows of someone parked like this.

If you wanted to be nicer, you could get some proper pre-printed stickers (most online print/sticker shops should have them) and place them. Wouldn't cause any damage but would maybe make them think about it a little bit.

I also saw a post recently where someone replaced all the tire valve caps with bright orange or pink little dick shaped caps. This would cause more inconvenience and embarrassment, but not be damaging or dangerous.

[-] evatronic@lemm.ee 46 points 1 year ago

I knew a guy that had a roll of custom-printed "I park like a jackass" stickers. They weren't very large -- I think they were originaly labels for folders or something.

But they were on tamper-proof stickers, the kind that were metalic and broke into a bunch of tiny pieces when you tried to peel them off.

He'd slap two or three of them on the driver's side windshield and window out of the main line of sight, but you couldn't miss them when driving.

They're a pain in the ass to get off. I know, because he put one on my car that said, "I lick sweaty ballsacks".

[-] Ecksell@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

That story took a quick turn haha

[-] LukeMedia@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago
[-] evatronic@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

Of course not. If I'm going to gargle nuts, I require them be washed.

[-] LukeMedia@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

That's very reasonable

[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago

Wow what an asshole

[-] jeffw@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Holy shit I just found penis tire caps on AliExpress, definitely buying some lol

Edit: I realized I don’t have the courage to actually do this to someone in public and risk getting caught, so I didn’t end up buying any, but they are readily available from your preferred discount app if anyone else wants to

[-] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Upvote for the honesty, rofl.

[-] xapr@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 1 year ago

Haha, nice! Here, I found the post, in the old "R" site. I try to avoid posting stuff from there, but this is in the interest of science: https://i.redd.it/idl8jj50fg6b1.jpg

I guess they were red, not bright orange.

[-] vinceman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 year ago

There's also a link to them on thingaverse somewhere if anyone has a 3d printer and wants to make them.

[-] BartsBigBugBag@lemmy.tf 3 points 1 year ago

For those with the capacity, they can be printed also. Files are available in the usual places.

[-] Kinyutaka@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Get the stickers. Faster to apply and less worry about getting caught.

[-] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I have an STL somewhere for the penis valve caps.

[-] PunnyName@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Place a giant FTP sticker over half their rear license plate.

[-] Butters@lemmywinks.com 1 points 1 year ago

I’d put the i park like an asshole sign on the rear window where maybe they don’t notice it for a while.

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