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Anon hates aluminum
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this post was submitted on 05 May 2024
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You should sneak into his garage in the night and sabotage all his aluminum ingots by hitting them with a hammer until they crack. When he tries to break into your garage to get revenge, he'll break his hammer and hurt his wrist because iron ingots are superior in strength. That'll show him.
Wouldn't they just bend? Aluminum is very flexible.
They'd bend a little but they would eventually crack if you bent them enough. Aluminum ingots don't bend like aluminum foil does.