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Anon seeks enlightenment (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 122 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

A monk told Joshu, “I have just entered the monastery. Please teach me.”

Joshu asked, “Have you eaten your rice porridge?

The monk replied, “I have eaten.”

Joshu said, “Then you had better wash your bowl.”

At that moment the monk was enlightened.

The moral of the story: do your fuckin dishes you dirty slob

this post was submitted on 12 May 2024
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