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Anon seeks enlightenment (sh.itjust.works)

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[-] Apeman42@lemmy.world 103 points 6 months ago

Not about to be swindled, the monk the pulls a gun from within his robe. "What's that?!" the startled vendor asks. "Ah," replies the monk, "this is my inner piece."

[-] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 23 points 6 months ago

I’m imagining the monk played by Samuel L. Jackson

[-] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

Not enough mother fuckers.

[-] Daft_ish@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

Who plays the monkey?

[-] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 8 points 6 months ago

Some Xavier tier writing in here

this post was submitted on 12 May 2024

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