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Anon seeks enlightenment (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 181 points 10 months ago

A Buddhist monk walks up to a hot dog stand. The vendor says "what would you like on your dog buddy?" The monk thinks for a moment and then says "make me one with everything"

[-] Protoknuckles@lemmy.world 214 points 10 months ago

The hot dog vendor says that will be $7.50. The monkey hands the vendor a $10 bill, which the vendor puts in the cash drawer. After a moment the monk asks "what about my change?" The vendor bows reverently and responds "change must come from within."

[-] Apeman42@lemmy.world 103 points 10 months ago

Not about to be swindled, the monk the pulls a gun from within his robe. "What's that?!" the startled vendor asks. "Ah," replies the monk, "this is my inner piece."

[-] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 23 points 10 months ago

I’m imagining the monk played by Samuel L. Jackson

[-] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Not enough mother fuckers.

[-] Daft_ish@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Who plays the monkey?

[-] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 8 points 10 months ago

Some Xavier tier writing in here

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