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[-] bulwark@lemmy.world 40 points 6 months ago

Reminds me of when my breaks started failing on my 1990 Chrysler LeBaron so I got a job at a break repair place long enough to fix them then I quit.

[-] ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world 35 points 6 months ago

those bits on a car are called "brakes". When a brake breaks, it's a broken brake and needs to be fixed.

[-] OopsOverbombing@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago

Thank you. That's one of my little pet peeves I see online; that and when people are trying to say lose but type loose.

[-] AnarchoSnowPlow@midwest.social 4 points 5 months ago

They're they're, it'll be all right.

[-] SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago
[-] MDKAOD@lemmy.ml 2 points 5 months ago

But then all the sudden everything went wrong on accident.

[-] zcoyle@programming.dev 9 points 5 months ago

"if it ain't brakes, we don't fix it"

[-] slouching_employer@lemmy.one 34 points 6 months ago
[-] normalexit@lemmy.world 31 points 6 months ago

I think "breaks" is appropriate if you own a Chrysler.

[-] Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

My dad has a TC Maserati (Chrysler labaron) and it's "breaks" just recently stopped working for no reason, so very accurate

[-] bulwark@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago

Lol, ya it was the breaks that I was too broke to afford brakes.

[-] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 7 points 6 months ago

Thems the brakes

[-] kelargo@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago
[-] bulwark@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Pads, calibers and new discs. That seemed like a lot of money for 17 year old kid. I worked there for a couple of months. I learned a few things, like working on brakes is not for me.

[-] thejoker954@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

I hate working on brakes. Even just replacing pads can be a pain in the ass nevermind when you have to do real work to 'em.

I try to do all the basic work/maintenance myself, but fuck brakes.

[-] OopsOverbombing@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

Sheeeeit I'll do your brakes for you. Brakes is easy and satisfying.

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