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I will live like a king siphoning off your retirement pension if you shoot me for keeping pollen out of my nose.
Oh, you sweet summer child.
Cops can murder people in cold blood, on camera, and suffer absolutely no consequences.
No, you're wrong.
They get a 2 week paid vacation. If they play their cards right, they can say they got PTSD and get to retire early with a pension and start over in another jurisdiction.
Don't forget getting to keep the murder weapon despite having "PTSD" from murdering a guy.