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Anon has a pet peeve
(sh.itjust.works)
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Literally a similar (if not more egregious) thing happens in Borderlands 2, where Roland can take a fuck ton of damage with you fighting in that arena where you kill Angel, but then Handsome Jack shoots him once and he dies?
New u machines are technically canon but let's not think about those implications.
His plot armor ran out just then.
I mean the games are basically satire and comedy.