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Anon figures out how dieting works
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this post was submitted on 27 May 2024
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In the past I've been able to lose weight by limiting myself to 1 meal a day + exercising but its really terrible that all is what it takes to stop gaining weight. The human body is too goddamn efficient to the point it's fucking everyone over.
Have you considered changing DNA expression so you produce the correct beta-metabolites and develop fast-firing neurons? /s