If you say the magic words, laws don’t apply.

EDIT: I looked up two of these. Theft prevention act? It’s like they’re randomly cutting and pasting parts of laws and in their heads somehow it makes sense.

I can also randomly pick words from legal documents to say anything I want. But then, every word in this post came from a legal document including the following:

I now own your house and by having read this post you consent to a transfer of all your assets to me. No signature or confirmation required. No take backs.