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xkcd #2910: The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
(imgs.xkcd.com)
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You know that asteroid that almost destroyed Earth in the 90s? Turns out the whole thing was secretly created by Michael Bay, who then PAID Bruce Willis and Ben Affleck to look heroic while blowing it up!
Wait, is he implying that Gordon Lightfoot is not an awesome songwriter?
When you said he did you refer to Randall or Trabic?