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Anon is metal as fuck (lemmy.world)
submitted 10 months ago by RedditEnjoyer@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
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[-] dogsnest@lemmy.world 146 points 10 months ago

My testicles retreated into my body upon reading that. They're afraid to come out.

[-] Bombastic@sopuli.xyz 57 points 10 months ago

I'm in your walls and I brought my scissors with me. You sleep soundly.

Snip snip

[-] loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 17 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Nah, it's like with garlic. There are many ways to cut, but what really brings out the flavour is if you crush it. Which is why I'm in the ceiling with my hammer.

Whomp whomp

[-] brown567@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago

Reading this made a sound in my head

Not a crushing sound, just the scream that would come with it

I'm scared XD

[-] r_thndr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 10 months ago

Jesus Harold Christ what the goddamned fuck

[-] Land_Strider@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

You zhink we are making with the funny jokes, Labowski?

[-] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 18 points 10 months ago

You and me both brother

[-] Starkstruck@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

I don't even have balls yet I felt some sort of phantom pain reading this.

this post was submitted on 07 Jun 2024
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