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[-] HexesofVexes@lemmy.world 74 points 5 months ago

Quick, someone pretend to be "the Linux company" and convince him to buy it!

[-] kionite231@lemmy.ca -4 points 5 months ago

Noo, I don't want Linux to be sold to Elon...

[-] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 16 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

As the CEO of Linux, I've had long and intense discussions with Mr Musk about the future of the company if he were to buy it, and I have come to the conclusion that he is a very good and smart businessman. There is no doubt on my mind that our company will thrive under his competent leadership. The Linux Corporation(TM) is therefore proud to announce that we have decided to accept his gracious offer of 69 billion US dollars, payable in $100 Google Play gift cards.

[-] HexesofVexes@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

You forgot to tell them that our head office is...

300 Funston Ave, San Francisco, CA 94118

...and all the play cards should be sent there!

[-] MenacingPerson@lemm.ee 2 points 5 months ago

But they're playing pretend

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