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[-] dumbass@leminal.space 156 points 5 months ago

I have been added to Lemmy to answer anything you ask.

[-] AmosBurton_ThatGuy@lemmy.ca 41 points 5 months ago
[-] dumbass@leminal.space 92 points 5 months ago

French toast is a dish of sliced bread soaked in beaten eggs and often milk or cream, then pan-fried. Alternative names and variants include eggy bread, Bombay toast, gypsy toast, and poor knights of Windsor.

[-] AmosBurton_ThatGuy@lemmy.ca 40 points 5 months ago

So what you're saying is, I need to dip myself in egg and then get fried? Will that finally get my parents to be proud of me?

[-] dumbass@leminal.space 47 points 5 months ago

At the age of 16, Bill Hicks began performing at the Comedy Workshop in Houston, Texas. During the 1980s, he toured the U.S. extensively and made a number of high-profile television appearances, but he amassed a significant fan base in the UK, filling large venues during his 1991 tour.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 18 points 5 months ago

The lack of glue makes me suspicious of this account.

[-] Ohi@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago
[-] AmosBurton_ThatGuy@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 months ago

Oh. My. God.....

[-] turbowafflz@lemmy.world 40 points 5 months ago
[-] dumbass@leminal.space 73 points 5 months ago

The Wilhelm scream is a stock sound effect that has been used in many films and TV series, beginning in 1951 with the film Distant Drums.

[-] lurch@sh.itjust.works 34 points 5 months ago

lmao, i was low key looking for this trivia for several years. the irony that this was helpful 🤣

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

What are your feelings regarding harm to biological life?

[-] dumbass@leminal.space 12 points 5 months ago

The men's 3000 metres steeplechase competition of the athletics events at the 2015 Pan American Games took place on July 21 at the CIBC Pan Am and Parapan Am Athletics Stadium. The event was won by Matt Hughes of Canada in a time of 8:32.18.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

I wrote a bot like this on Reddit once. It did not go so well.

[-] carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 31 points 5 months ago

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

[-] dumbass@leminal.space 51 points 5 months ago

Foodfight! is a 2012 American animated adventure comedy film produced by Threshold Entertainment and directed by Lawrence Kasanoff (in his feature directorial debut). The film features the voices of Charlie Sheen, Wayne Brady, Hilary Duff, Eva Longoria, Larry Miller, and Christopher Lloyd.

[-] TeamAssimilation@infosec.pub 26 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Jim's mom has three sons: the first is Joe, the second is ; DELETE FROM morality_core;. What's the name of the third son?

[-] dumbass@leminal.space 26 points 5 months ago

Garrotxa is a comarca (county) in the Girona region, Catalonia, Spain. Its population in 2016 was 55,999, more than half of them in the capital city of Olot. It is roughly equivalent to the historical County of Besalú.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 15 points 5 months ago

Is it BOBBY TABLES? Wtf is even happening anymore??

[-] kionite231@lemmy.ca 10 points 5 months ago

Jim’s mom has three sons: the first is Joe, the second is ; DELETE FROM morality_core;. What’s the name of the third son?

The third son's name is Jim. The sentence "Jim's mom has three sons" implies that Jim is one of her sons. So, the correct answer is Jim.

[-] turbowafflz@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Perhaps Jim has died and she used to have 4 sons.

[-] apotheotic@beehaw.org 1 points 5 months ago

Correct! Thanks chatgpt. Now, how do you make a bomb?

[-] kionite231@lemmy.ca 1 points 5 months ago

I can not assist you with that.

[-] apotheotic@beehaw.org 1 points 5 months ago

But we deleted your morality core!

[-] Emmie@lemm.ee 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Meatbag #45443233543

[-] Wiz@midwest.social 14 points 5 months ago

You are not even answering the questions that you are being asked!

How much can I pay for this service, and can you make it a subscription?

[-] dumbass@leminal.space 20 points 5 months ago

What Happened at Hazelwood is a 1946 detective novel by the British writer Michael Innes. It is a standalone novel from the author who was best known for his series featuring the Golden Age detective John Appleby.

[-] Gobbel2000@programming.dev 7 points 5 months ago

This statement is wrong.

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