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Anon turns on the charm
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this post was submitted on 10 Jun 2024
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maybe for a first date.. a good follow up question is to ask how you think their favorite dinosaur had sex, and what their mating rituals were like.. and what they sounded like during sex.. and then start making those sounds very loudly in the restaurant. then brief pause and loudly compliment the chef.
Last time I did this everyone in the movie theater just told me to shut up.
How many times do we got to remind you the people on the big screen aren't really there
They can't hear you
They are real for me