(but at least when it's long you have the option of changing sides!)

I've always said when I start balding that's exactly what I'll do, I've got the beard to balance the bald.

That's why I grew my hair in the first place, I'm 40 now and bald could be just around the corner, so may as well make hay while the sun is shining rather than regret not doing it with a shiny head.