713
submitted 3 months ago by lseif@sopuli.xyz to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[-] impure9435@kbin.run 241 points 3 months ago

The thing that I find the most funny about this post, is the fact that you call this Italian

[-] lseif@sopuli.xyz 210 points 3 months ago

how am i supposed to know how italians speak. i've never seen one

[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 47 points 3 months ago

From my experience, they speak mostly with their hands

[-] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 23 points 3 months ago

They're not real, but they can hurt you.

[-] pewpew@feddit.it 5 points 3 months ago
[-] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 3 months ago

That’s right! None of us knows how Italians can speak in the dark 🤌

[-] lseif@sopuli.xyz 4 points 3 months ago

like reverse vampires ?

[-] Meowie_Gamer@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

It's a me, Mario!

[-] velox_vulnus@lemmy.ml 66 points 3 months ago

Blud could've chosen Runic, Egyptian, Ancient Romanian used by Vlad the Impaler, Mesapotamian or even Harappan Indic. But Italian is it.

[-] IronKrill@lemmy.ca 10 points 3 months ago

Blud I'm gonna be fr no cap rn but wtf does blud mean I've been meaning to ask for months and I still don't get it

[-] velox_vulnus@lemmy.ml 10 points 3 months ago

It's a Jamaican slang for 'friend' or 'brother'.

[-] IronKrill@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 months ago
[-] crispy_kilt@feddit.de 1 points 3 months ago

Needs more fam

[-] RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

Typical 'muricans being unable to comprehend anything besides English.

/s i don't mean to be racistyes i was a r/2we4u user, how'd you know?

this post was submitted on 12 Jun 2024
713 points (98.0% liked)

Programmer Humor

32045 readers
1358 users here now

Post funny things about programming here! (Or just rant about your favourite programming language.)

Rules:

founded 5 years ago
MODERATORS