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Anon plays Banjo Kazooie
(sh.itjust.works)
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Isn't Banjo the one where all the girls have massive tits? And the witch turns into a total hottie as well. Need to get me some of that Gruntussy.
Not all of them, but there are more than I thought: Wiki
Notably Humba Wumba and aptly named Bikini Girl.
Grunty is a BABE
Always reminded me of Posh Spice
Wait, do they?