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Anon entertains himself while his parents are gone
(sh.itjust.works)
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I just wanted to make sure he wasn’t a local. He was from the other side of the country. I guess I’m googling polish dog collar.
Edit:
Nope, don’t get it.
Just made it up. Like what would Hitler be euphemistically referring to as an “out-of-state tag”.
A swing. And a miss. On my part.
Good effort though. Fun fact, Germany itself has states, so you don't need to leave Germany to go to a different state.