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[-] KobaCumTribute@hexbear.net 42 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

*tinny midi jingle begins playing* "In hard times like this..." *slideshow of pictures harvested off social media of likely family members of employee begins playing* "It's important to remember all the people who are relying on your employment, and how failure to meet your quota could affect them." *midi jingle continues playing on repeat for several minutes as part of a pavlovian training of the employee* "Your mood control break has now concluded and in compensation to your employer for this unscheduled break ten more call resolutions have been added to your target quota."

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