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Anon has a typical everyday average British morning
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I know Anons are dumb, but are they voting for Nigel Farage dumb?
Surely you know better than to ask that, Satan
Anon has an American flag next to their post. They aren't really Bri'ish
no way 😱
They're so dumb that they're doing it ironically
Well of course! Facism is the solution to an overbearing government, right?
Well the fact that they’re bigots helps them stomach it
Which is worse, Thatcher or Farage?
Thatcher, may she burn in hell, was far better than Farage. She at least had significant political skill, and an actual plan for the UK.
Farage is a grifter of Trump's mindset, but a few more braincells.
If he actually wins Clapton then I think we should wall the entire region off, because clearly there's some kind of mind altering contaminant in the water.
It's probably for the best anyway just to protect the rest of us from Jaywick.
Thatcher’s thangs were thangin’ though.
Ew.
Every time Thatcher sexily spoke about fiscal responsibility I got an inch and a half of blue steel in my sweatpants.
What do you expect from the gaseous and liquid excrement of Satan?