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Anon tries to be witty
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What the hell is a "roastie?"
I think it means an older woman, referring to her vagina resembling "roast beef", implying it and her to be undesirable.
Idk, something misogynistic
Seems more like a term to describe someone who roasts other people.
Which is exactly what happened in the text.
I thought it meant she was working in a Starbucks or another coffee shop / diner that sells a lot of coffee. Roastie as in Roasted coffee beans.