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[-] Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 72 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I once knew somebody who supposedly thought that ASM was high level.

[-] NateNate60@lemmy.world 79 points 2 years ago

ASM is high level. Real programmers use punch cards

[-] sylveon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 78 points 2 years ago

Real programmers use a magnetized needle and a steady hand.

[-] Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 35 points 2 years ago

There's an emacs-command to do that.

[-] Hupf@feddit.de 16 points 2 years ago

No, the emacs command is for the butterfly

[-] Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 7 points 2 years ago

Dang, I meant a neovim-Plugin

[-] Ziglin@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Emacs keybind?

[-] EntirelyUnlovable@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago

REAL programmers tap into the electron flow across the CPU and set bits in real time

[-] And009@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 2 years ago

Back to the iron ages

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