Fear not, that's why we deploy extra security software to these critical systems. It's called Crowdsource or something.

Hi, my name is Gabe Newell and I'll teach you how to count to ten:

1, 2

Anon is a normal, decent human being and sibling.

Actually I like how European/American Truck Simulator models tiredness. At some point you see some black out and the controls don't respond for a few seconds. Good luck recovering from that depending on the driving situation.

Solar cells don't really grow on trees.

The disguise's flaw was that both eyes were located inside the face.

You might be in for a surprise.

They should sue movie producers. After all, they regularly supply the pirates with fresh wares.

That'll teach him! Not math and stuff, though.

• Look, are you down to f*ck or not?

• I'm down to eat a banana.

Relevant xkcds:

https://xkcd.com/928/

https://xkcd.com/1259/

print "hello world";

or else;