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Okay, it's starting to add up.
Not a single real language ๐
JSON and XML can be "real" languages. Mostly because of people who didn't stop to ask if they should.
It really depends on whether that SQL is the standard one (such as SQL92) or with the database specific extensions (such as PL/SQL).
The latter often adds up to a "real" programming language (were you can define your own functions and everything), depending on the database.
But yeah, the rest not so much.
Features to enhance vendor lock in.
Indeed.