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So awkward, but come on it says right there on the package to wash those mushrooms or whatever it is… You’re not their mom but you don’t wanna eat feces or whatever ended up on the produce. A quick rinse is never going to be perfect but it’s better than nothing.

In the absence of legitimate suggestions, commiseration is welcome too 😉

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[-] BigMikeInAustin@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

There are ~~sides~~ dudes so manly that when they go to the bathroom they thoroughly wash their hands before doing their business, but not afterwards.

Now you know why the cold and the flu and now COVID will never go away.

[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 months ago

thoroughly wash their hands before doing their business

That would be a first for me to see. Well maybe I’ve seen it at a place that serves hot wings…

[-] Starb3an@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 months ago

I work with my hands so if my hands are covered in grease or dirt or whatever I wash my hands before taking a piss. I do wash my hands after as well.

[-] BigMikeInAustin@lemmy.world -1 points 6 months ago

Oops, you didn't even finish reading my first comment and just started replying. So your answer actually doesn't apply.

[-] BigMikeInAustin@lemmy.world -1 points 6 months ago

You full well know we're talking about the average guy in just your everyday average bathroom usage.

We're not talking about edge cases.

There are some edge cases where you would never wash your hands - because you don't have any, or wearing a pee bag (whatever they are called)...

There are some edge cases where you should just pee in your clothes - when you're floating in the middle of the ocean all alone...

There are some edge cases where you always make someone else handle your business - when you're in a coma...

There are some edge cases where you should hold your pee - someone has an example...

What other edge cases do you want to think up to prove absolutely nothing?

[-] tobogganablaze@lemmus.org -1 points 6 months ago

If you're just peeing that makes a lot of sense.

[-] BigMikeInAustin@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

You don't wash your hands after peeing?

[-] tobogganablaze@lemmus.org 0 points 6 months ago

Yes I do. But it's more important to wash them before and if I could only do one, I'd take before.

[-] BigMikeInAustin@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

Let's never eat anywhere near each other.

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