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Anon meets his gf's parents (sh.itjust.works)

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[-] Psythik@lemmy.world 33 points 10 months ago

Thanks for sharing the rest of the post. But I'm confused about who is speaking what during the last three lines after "even on our dates".

[-] ysjet@lemmy.world 35 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

GF: "Did you always have a gun?"

Anon: "I always carry"

GF: "Even on our dates? Did you think I was gonna rob you or something?"

Anon: "Muggers don't wait until it's convienient for you to get robbed, you know?"

GF: "Oh that makes sense."

[-] Ravenson@lemm.ee 10 points 10 months ago

GF, Anon, GF.

[-] prime_number_314159@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Anon, then anon, then gf

[-] PsychedSy@lemmy.dbzer0.com -1 points 10 months ago

Girl: even on our dates

2A bro: did you think I was gonna mug you? Why would I wait?

Girl: got it

That better?

Though it makes it even less believable. Most dads I know that might do that have daughters that would appreciate it lol

[-] 5wim@slrpnk.net 6 points 10 months ago

"Did you think I was gonna mug you?" came from the girl, not 2A bro

[-] PsychedSy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 10 months ago

Hm. Mayhaps.

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