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Anon learns that his grandfather dodged being drafted
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TIL there were a lot of conflicts occurring in 1932: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Conflicts_in_1932
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War
Grandpa was right...
On the internet, no one knows that you are a giant bird
There has been tons of conflicts occurring every year since the beginning of human civilization
Humans? I knew it! Even when it was the bears, I knew it was them!
Based purely on names, about 90% of those are HARD pass from me.
The other 10% are a soft pass.
My favorite is the Battle of El Sauce, at which the International Consortium of Spanish-speaking Countries defeated the Yum! Brands Taco Bell Corporate Mercenaries to save the word "salsa" from extinction