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Anon learns that his grandfather dodged being drafted
(sh.itjust.works)
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War is two sides fighting. By and large one side is always on defense. By your strange definition of war, it would only be when two sides simultaneously agree to attack each other because they each decided to conquer the other at the exact same moment.