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More confusion for recruiters (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 10 months ago by alphacyberranger@sh.itjust.works to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[-] VitaminF@feddit.org 46 points 10 months ago

<fun>
  <name>sum</name>
  <in>
    <int>
      <name>foo</name>
    </int>
    <int>
      <name>bar</name>
      <default_value>
        <int>0</int>
      </default_value>
    </int>
  </in>
  <out>
    <int>
      <calculation>
        <numerical_operation>
          <operator_plus>
            <operand>
              <var>foo</var>
            </operand>
            <operand>
              <var>bar</var>
            </operand>
          </operator_plus>
        </numerical_operation>
      </calculation>
    </int>
  </out>
</fun>

[-] manucode@infosec.pub 13 points 10 months ago

How did you come up with such a ****ingly stupid syntax?!

[-] hedgehog@ttrpg.network 19 points 10 months ago

They probably have experience with Spring

[-] VitaminF@feddit.org 10 points 10 months ago

I imagined what an Elasticsearch query style Python XML syntax would look like.You must share my pain.

[-] luciferofastora@lemmy.zip 7 points 10 months ago

That's grotesque and you have my condolences

[-] Lightfire228@pawb.social 4 points 10 months ago

It haunts me in my dreams

[-] VitaminF@feddit.org 4 points 10 months ago

Thanks, I hate it.

[-] pingveno@lemmy.ml 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Welcome to the world of abusing the shit out of Ant. My first full time job was developing Ant in unholy ways. Tens of thousands of lines of Ant at least, doing significant logic. If-then-else, for loops, math, procedures, date-time math. I stuck it out for a year. It was a year too long.

[-] deathmetal27@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Thankfully we have Gradle now.

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