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Anon wants to be a vampire
(sh.itjust.works)
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Anon has not considered the consequences of an entire nation of hungry vampires devoid of humans.
Well we have cows, might as well have human farms. Maybe genetically modified human with pockets of blood on their belly
Delicious, juicy blood pockets.
I read this in Jim Gaffigan's voice the way he says hot pockets
what? so you have to bend over? naw. put that blood pocket on their neck like nature intended.
I too watched the blade movies