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Anon freezes time (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[-] kusivittula@sopuli.xyz 23 points 2 months ago

i would pee in people's drawers because i don't think that happens enough.

[-] todd_bonzalez@lemm.ee 8 points 2 months ago

Like, in their furniture, or would you be pissing other people's pants?

[-] kusivittula@sopuli.xyz 10 points 2 months ago

a little bit of both. but primarily in their nightstand drawers.

[-] lseif@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 months ago

good luck getting anymore in mine!

[-] BambiDiego@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

"Honey! There's pee in my pee drawer, and it isn't MINE!"

this post was submitted on 14 Jul 2024

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