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Anon freezes time (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] Snowclone@lemmy.world 17 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Dude you can get in trouble for doing a lot of things that aren't a criminal sex act. There's so much more out there! Doing H until you nod out in public, stealing products, playing guitar after 10pm, orchestrating dog fights, gambling on when elderly people will die, driving a type I school bus with a physical on file that's two years and ten days old, the possibility are endless.

[-] Kedly@lemm.ee 13 points 4 months ago

Like half of these dont work if time is stopped tho.

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