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[-] Outsider9042@aussie.zone 64 points 4 months ago

I have punched my ex in my sleep because I got in a fight with Daniel Radcliffe because he was a nazi. Another time I kicked her while practicing karate under water.

I have also been punched in the back by another girl. Then she yelled “You can kick the piss out of that one, wooooooo!”, then she spat on me. I’m fairly certain she was asleep at the time.

[-] EddoWagt@feddit.nl 40 points 4 months ago

I’m fairly certain she was asleep at the time.

Fairly certain? You didn't check?

[-] BambiDiego@lemmy.world 20 points 4 months ago

Maybe he's into kink play and didn't want to look a gift horse in the mouth

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