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[-] voldage@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago

I once got up sitting and started to touch mine and my girlfriends ankles. The reason I apparently gave, highly distressed, was "The Orcs, they're coming. I need more skeletons. Give me your bones." and returned to sleep after she told me to sleep. I also once held my cat at the finger-gun and proclaimed it was a doppleganger and it was trying to rob us, after which I pleaded stupidity and fell asleep again.

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