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Malware As A Service
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Are the Mac and Linux machines having BSOD (-style) issues and trouble booting?
No, because CrowdStrike didn't bork the drivers for those systems. They could have, though.
Nope, because they only shipped a corrupted windows kernel module.
It's dumb luck that whatever process resulted in them shipping a broken build didn't impact the other platforms.
They've got Paid BSOD, I've got FreeBSD, we're not the same.
isn't XNU more decoupled than Windows kernel?