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Anon goes on a date
(sh.itjust.works)
This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
See this is why you need to be at your craziest and look for a woman who doesn't take you seriously.
My SO and I scream "WAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWA" at each other as a greeting.
Finally, some good dating advice.
Unironically, just get all of your embarrassing personality quirks out of the way.