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Anon goes on a date
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this post was submitted on 19 Jul 2024
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I'm curious as to what this anon thinks sounds like normie stuff. Probably some awkward comment about respecting all genders.
"I'm a bluepilled, beta cuck power bottom leftmaxxing asshole jock who's not at all like those nice guys that you friendzone. Of course I love Biden! He's my favorite communist!"
"There are good people on both sides" when the date brings up Charlottesville.
My best guess for a plausible hypothetical: Anon thinks dems and centrists are "the establishment", zionists, and "fascists" like all the projection Fox News throws at them, so he repeats all that stuff about his favorite billionaires, says corruption claims are overblown, and yay capitalism with very little nuance or understanding of policy, but doesn't realize he's inadvertently described the politics of Lauren Boebert.
Honestly a young guy being interested in politics, or rather what he thinks is politics, is a red flag per se, I understand why most women rather want to be together with someone who isn’t.
Unless they're a vulnerable group targeted by conservatives, then it makes a little sense that they'd be aware to some extent.
I think you mean 'both' genders.
Dude, it was JUST non binary day of visibility.
Do you not understand sarcasm? Because everybody else seems to have done so just fine so far.
I think they didn't see the cursive, it's probably hard to make out on a small screen.
... was that sarcasm, too?
more likely something about "the jews"
Like if he calls New York “Jew York”…