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Anon watches nature documentaries
(sh.itjust.works)
This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
I call fake on the American one. Where’s the advertisement? Where’s the product placement and the political propaganda?
THE MANTIS WON BECAUSE IT HAD THE ELECTROLYTES GRACIOUSLY PROVIDED BY BRAWNO! BRAWNO: IT'S GOT WHAT PLANTS CRAVE!
They used a big word: "graciously"
They must be the smartest person on the planet! Make them president!!!
Where's the 3dcg render that shows a human being performing the same feats as the Mantis