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Anon goes questing
(sh.itjust.works)
This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
Hang on a minute.....how do you know you won't burst into spiders any given moment?
Humans greatly overestimate probabilities which favor them. So, we're all pretty sure we no one will spontaneously burst into spiders except politicians and billionaires.
No no they burst into snakes and lizards that eat the people spiders. Ah the circle of life.
So the bald eagle eats the snakes and lizards, right?
Right!?!?
Dude WTF!!!!!!
Haha could you imagine...Trump is spewing hate (the good kind of hate middle American seems to love ಠ_ಠ ) and a all the sudden Vance just explodes into spiders and also some bile.