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[-] teamevil@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago

Hang on a minute.....how do you know you won't burst into spiders any given moment?

[-] SirDerpy@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Humans greatly overestimate probabilities which favor them. So, we're all pretty sure we no one will spontaneously burst into spiders except politicians and billionaires.

[-] BirdyBoogleBop@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 months ago

No no they burst into snakes and lizards that eat the people spiders. Ah the circle of life.

[-] SirDerpy@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

So the bald eagle eats the snakes and lizards, right?

Right!?!?

Dude WTF!!!!!!

[-] teamevil@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Haha could you imagine...Trump is spewing hate (the good kind of hate middle American seems to love ಠ_ಠ ) and a all the sudden Vance just explodes into spiders and also some bile.

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