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[-] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 20 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Weird man who ejaculates into inanimate couches calls running mate and fellow sexual deviant Trump, ‘morally reprehensible’

[-] magic_smoke@links.hackliberty.org 22 points 2 years ago

If your biggest issue with the guy is fucking inanimate objects then you're not looking hard enough.

[-] TacticsConsort@yiffit.net 18 points 2 years ago

That may not be the biggest issue, but it's definitely the easiest to mock him over, and when you're a politician who needs your own voter base to take you seriously... Mockery is perhaps deadlier than getting called out for being a stain on humanity.

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

he also fucks dolphins.

Or so I'm told. so those are animate objects.

[-] I_Miss_Daniel@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

The ones that swim? Or the ones that take a 6V lantern battery?

[-] magic_smoke@links.hackliberty.org 15 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

No, he's sexually attracted to software that emulates Power PC based Nintendo consoles.

[-] JASN_DE@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Weird man who ejaculates into inanimate couches

Which part of that is "morally reprehensible"?

[-] bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 years ago
[-] Trabic@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

Neither can socks.

[-] lolcatnip@reddthat.com 2 points 2 years ago

It's not. It's just weird.

[-] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

This is just a simple reading comprehension error.

Vance “the couch fucker” is the one who called Trump morally reprehensible.

However, nobody said that the weird man ejaculating into couches was morally reprehensible. But I will say it is very weird.

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