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[-] teft@lemmy.world 162 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

How does one become sponsored by Big Parm? Just asking for personal reasons...

[-] BleatingZombie@lemmy.world 124 points 2 years ago
[-] protist@mander.xyz 37 points 2 years ago

Big Parma has the government in its pocket, just look at SCOTUS recently overturning the Chevre doctrine

[-] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 9 points 2 years ago

And I’m pretty sure the government took away my Cheez Waffles from Food Lion…

They’re coming for our Gruyère next.

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Someone else who knows Cheez Waffies!? They were the absolute best snack. They vanished when we jumped to the bad timeline. There is no replacement; I've checked. :(

[-] GrabtharsHammer@lemmy.world 34 points 2 years ago

Big Parma is responsible for the Fontina epidemic that is ravaging our rural communities.

[-] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

For real though, Fontina is some good shit on pizza. Not as the base cheese, just like an extra topping.

[-] Snowclone@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago

Be Italian. Be bueatiful. Aquire fame through accomplishments your county takes pride in. Then probably go talk to the parm merchant-kings.

[-] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

Invent a Time Machine and start doing gymnastics at two years old by the looks of it

[-] Shady_Shiroe@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

You go to Big Ched instead and ask them to sponser you

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