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[-] finley@lemm.ee 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I predict a different trajectory:

Ivanka/Jared will continue to avoid public life, remaining quietly evil in private. Don Jr. will have a quick and rabid rise on FoxNews.88, which will, inexplicably, take in and “blow” through millions of dollars monthly on “operating costs” right up until Don Jr.’s heart explodes on-air mid-rant, which then cuts to Kimberly Aluminum Foil just as her lips deflate into gigantic, leathery saddlebags. Neither are seen again. Nor missed.

Representative (because no way is he getting elected senator) Eric Trump’s helicopter crashes in Long Island Sound when he attempts to grab the controls from, who he believes are, LEGO minifigs flying the craft.

[-] KevonLooney@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

I don't wish death on anyone, but this trajectory is actually sadly quite predictable. Ivanka seems smart enough to avoid negative press. Don Jr. clearly has a inferiority complex and wants to impress Dad. He even signs his name similarly. He's like a dumber Kendall Roy

Eric may never be a representative but the "death by heli / small airplane" is sadly common among rich people who can't be bothered sitting in traffic in a limousine.

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